January 2010
158 posts
my desk feels like a tomb
it is so cold. i think my digits are going to fall off.
i think i love my life
for today at least.
this had me laughing so hard. i nearly lizzed.
Wu Tang just gave me arrhythmia
thanks to Gabe’s dubstep educational program. im getting my ged.
At work listening to the smooth stylings of the Wu... →
My 5 year love affair has ended
it will be a bitter breakup. What the fuck is so hard about giving a person tea instead of coffee and a doughnut without fucking sprinkles. You are dead to me Dunkin Donuts. Yeah i said it.
my monochromatic life is in full effect
I like my bananas al dente.
Preach Wu.
Naughty by nature. Do my dirt all by my lonely.
STOP CRASHING InDesign!! Please!!!
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Conversation with Brian
Me: Oh Holy Hell look at what these people keep posting. *looking at pictures of food on tumblr*
Brian: Well if you stopped buying shoes you could afford to eat.
Me: I know. Oh well.
Brian: Hows that soup?
Me: Not as good as these new booties on my feet, but decent.
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Listenting to new music
thanks to bb boy for 9.8hrs of new, good music.
Is she an extra terrestrial?
– Brian’s wicked brain
The Smell of Penetration →
Brian's Wisdom
Brian: I have a nut encasement caught in my throat.
Me: *looking at him with wide eyes*
Brian: And no I don't mean a scrotum.
yum yum scrumptious
just gorged myself on delicious leftover yellow curry with chicken. i wish i had more.
Jack: Guess where I was last night?
Liz: Mark Foley’s pajama party?
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