December 2009
68 posts
Merry Christmas
heroesrebel:
intuitiveaptitude:
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Plans for this evening
1. Drink
2. Decorate the Christmas tree
3. Finish Season 1 of 30 Rock (with Bernie)
4. Sleep
Thank you Bernie →
this is healthy
Erin (while decorating the christmas tree): Why aren't you drinking? We're supposed to be getting crunk while we do this.
Me: I don't really like wine. If we were taking shots I would drink.
Erin: Go upstairs and get my vodka.
Increase my Tumblarity
Me: I need to get more followers.
Bernie: Oh plz. it took me months to get any folowers.
Me: I have 4. 3 of which are not you.
Bernie's Great Expectations
Bernie: I can make you a fucking hipster overnight.
Erin: Haha! Better men have tried.
***20 min later or so***
Bernie: I’m trying to make you cool. You are failing miserably.
What your month of birth tells about you.
MARCH: Attractive personality.sexy. Affectionate.Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners....
God Bless America
discoinberno:
“Tahaya Buchanan, an American fugitive who’d been on the run for more than two years, dodging a national arrest warrant for insurance fraud, has spent her years underground gainfully employed by the Department of Homeland Security.”
OH LAWD!
Brian just said this to me
I will hit you so hard with this ruler it will become a yard stick
