January 2012
4 posts
1 tag
What if Kidz Pop did a version to "Niggas in...
dirtyluxury:
What’s Oodle, my Noodle? What’s Toaster, my Strudel? What’s drawing, my doodle? What’s that puppy, a poodle?
December 2011
1 post
Watchktittysivitits:
chachathefox:
opal-leaves:
I. AM. SCREAMING.
I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT
OH SWEET JESUS
I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG
why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why.
I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG
OMG wtf was that? :L
Dear future kids, You better be as awesome as these two.
I just love it so much
YESSSSSSS.
I FINALLY FOUND...
November 2011
4 posts
September 2011
6 posts
IMPORTANT REMINDER
a customer came in to get his resume printed out. so he runs out to his car to get the address of the place where he has an interview tomorrow. we print out the resume, and print directions. he leavesand brian sees a folded sheet of paper on the counter. so he is like, i wonder if tyrone needs thisand procedes to open it, and along with the address of the potential employer, a note to take 8mg of...
no. no. not me. DID I STUTTER!?
Watchaddictedtohighss:
miss-love:
suninoureyes:
wheatthinsandxanax:
my smiles right now
Fierce. You betta werk, Ellen.
CAN I JUST ELLEN. how can you not love her. how. you can’t, that’s how.
wowww i love this
love the entrance more than anything!!!
August 2011
13 posts
Where did the last few hours go?????
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
6 tags
July 2011
10 posts
Just My Luck
was supposed to fly to Chicago last night to visit my bf. my flight was canceled. ugh!!!!! went to bed early so i would be well rested to fly out this morning. woke up every g.d. hour. i am exhausted & look like hell.
A Modern Sexual-Assault Tale
Man: Hello, I'd like to report a mugging.
Officer: A mugging, eh? Where did it take place?
Man: I was walking by 21st and Dundritch Street and a man pulled out a gun and said, "Give me all your money."
Officer: And did you?
Man: Yes, I co-operated.
Officer: So you willingly gave the man your money without fighting back, calling for help or trying to escape?
Man: Well, yes, but I was terrified. I thought he was going to kill me!
Officer: Mmm. But you did co-operate with him. And I've been informed that you're quite a philanthropist, too.
Man: I give to charity, yes.
Officer: So you like to give money away. You make a habit of giving money away.
Man: What does that have to do with this situation?
Officer: You knowingly walked down Dundritch Street in your suit when everyone knows you like to give away money, and then you didn't fight back. It sounds like you gave money to someone, but now you're having after-donation regret. Tell me, do you really want to ruin his life because of your mistake?
Man: This is ridiculous!
Officer: This is a rape analogy. This is what women face every single day when they try to bring their rapists to justice.
Man: Fuck the patriarchy.
Officer: Word.
BABIES TASTING LEMONS FOR THE FIRST TIME
June 2011
11 posts
1 tag
April 2011
12 posts
